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4 o’clock in the morning RANT

Yes, it’s past bedtime. I’ve spent most of the night and early hours of this A.M. working on the
Second Book. Sadly not even bleary eyed at this point, I’m energized and have unclogged a bit of a creative block.

I like how I layed out the first book, but I don’t want all our books to look like clones lay out wise, and I want to retain the clarity (and improve it) of the space used. I was stuck on one particular pattern and how I wanted it to look and I licked it!

Part of what drove me so hard, was being niggled all night after listening to Getting Loopy with Mary Beth Temple. Her guest was the editor of Crochet World Magazine. Now, I don’t see this magazine often in my area, but I have bought it in the past.

I’m an equal opportunity crocheter, I like all kinds of patterns. I do not belong in the camp that believes crochet has to be all about fashion. I like fashion, and wearable crochet, but I also like hats, scarves and quick gift crochet, too. In fact I like kitsch, as the family of garden gnomes in my front yard can tell you, and my poor best friend has to put up with (though she’s bought me most of those gnomes!). So, it’s not the content I have a problem with, when I say the conversation on the show bothered me.

That niggle stayed with me all evening, I tried to pin point what really bugged me about it. And as I finished off the pattern that was attempting to thwart my layout efforts, I realized what was really bothering me.

It was the tone and tenor of the words, the inbetween the lines that I perceived as the editor explained what her “market” is and what they want. I’m rarely the demographic for most marketing efforts, but I am very much right on when it comes to crochet. (Kind of a relief not to be a complete oddball)

We, in the chatroom, asked if they were planning to add charts and/or schematics. Charts are especially useful when working with thread or lace making. and Crochet World often has thread projects.

The response was dismissive, and the pat answer of “Our market isn’t interested in this, none of our surveys indicated our readers want charts or schematics.” was given. My first thought was, did you ask on the survey if that’s what people wanted? It’s hard to indicate you want something if you don’t ask the question. I’ve never been polled by Crochet World, seen a poll by them or survey so I can’t say what was asked.

Why the all or nothing attitude? Why is it so hard to have a chart or two, or a schematic now and then? Why not offer a little more, why be satified with what has always been? We’ve lost some very fine crochet magazines over the past five or six years. I don’t think it’s necessarily because crocheters don’t buy magazines, I think it’s because the folks who run the magazines forget to evolve and keep a value added nature to their publications. Things change, markets change, and if you are good at what you do, you make your market.

I’m not saying replace written instructions with charts, or schematics, heck I like a mix of both. I don’t think all patterns require charts/schematics even. I do prefer my doilies and lace and fillet to have a chart versus just written instructions.

I don’t think I’m alone. I don’t think I’m cutting edge in this desire, I think I’m shooting straight down the middle.

So I ask you, what do you think?

If you have two magazines to choose from with equal pattern types, will you pick the one with only written instructions/photos, or the one with written instructions/photos/ and charts &/or shematics.

I’m asking the question on our ravelry message board, you can answer it there if you like 😉

Some Clarity Regarding Crochet Friendly…A Rant

Harumph…That is what I have to say first and foremost, I am grumpy on this subject of what makes a store crochet friendly…

I think I’ve, no WE have been a little too nice about the whole thing. So, before I give a scathing report about a yarn store I visited today, I am going to offer us some real hard facts…

1) Crochet Friendly is something that stores EARN. They earn it from us, not the CLF, but the Crochet Community at large. I started the CLF, because I was deeply annoyed with how I have been treated in yarn stores, on internet forums, and at expos all because my chosen method of expression is crochet. How have I been treated? Like an unwanted pest, like a strange pimple on a pig’s snout, unwelcome, unwanted, and well…the goo that gets stuck in your tennis shoe treads…Am I any of that? Hell no. Neither are you, any of you.

Part of being liberated is being able to say “HEY! I’m worth so much more than this!”

So, we know that our IDEAL store doesn’t truly exist…Even the Hallowed Halls of Lacis do not hold us in the highest of esteem, but they are about as close as it gets to really crochet friendly. I’ve heard tell of a few stores around the country, nay! The world that truly cater to our needs.

Those get our greatest admiration, and when I frickin‘ find one, I will kiss it’s tiled floor in reverence.

2) Crochet Friendly is criteria based:

a) Customer Service. If they snub us, ignore us, or anyone else for that matter well, that kind of knocks off the “friendly” side of the title right off the bat, now doesn’t it? I’ll take a friendly store with few crochet supplies over a well supplied house of Snobage.

b) Yarn: A good supply of yarn that goes beyond the ever present self patterning sock yarn, and worsted weight. Prices from way affordable to pricey…or just DECENT yarn…it doesn’t have to be a huge buffet, just nice and usable for our average use.

c) THREADS of all kinds, gosh wouldn’t that be a treat. I hear tell of a store in Florida that has a lot of crochet threads, and I know Lacis does…wouldn’t it be lovely to have SOME crochet thread to find for the thready folk?

c) HOOKS…more than three sizes in the far corner PULEEZ…I mean gosh all those stupid needles and you give us this? How can I buy anything when I don’t need five hundred “f” hooks…for the love of Peter, Paul and Mary, is having a decent Tunisian Hook supply asking for the moon?

d) Crochet Classes. Having any at all is a nice plus, but when you have them, listing them at the back of the book? Why? I mean “C” is pretty high up in the alphabet. Basketry and Beading come before it, if we are writing a list correctly…the “K word” most certainly does not. Must we sit at the back of the bus? (Yes, Yes we must so we can spit, spit wads of felted crochet at the stuck up snobs who have got my dander up.)

Extra credit can happen for lots of reasons…mostly cause they have heard of us…

So, now why is my dander up. Because I pretty much wasted an hour of my life, my friend’s life, a treasured visit with my dearest friend and Raw Food Gourmand Chef, Gabrielle Chavez. I could have been cruising through really cool produce markets, eating yummies, and enjoying a trip at a spa today, but NO I chose to show her a “crochet friendly store” called the “Yarn Garden” in Portland, Oregon.

I had heard it was crochet friendly, an acquaintance even teaches classes there…but alas, no love for crochet that I could truly find. It was barely tolerated.

So, I decided instead of ranting too long about the ills I uncovered at the store, and my friend a non-fiber artist even commented, “Wow, I can see why you started your group!”

Here is some constructive Criticism of the yarn store:

I would certify you crochet friendly WHEN:

1) More hooks. The supply was pitiful, and I could only find three sizes of clover in any shape…
More Tunisian in different, especially larger sizes would be nice. Hey check out Stitch Diva if you wanna see what I mean. (Now there’s someone who’s got it goin‘ on!)

2) The yarns were good, I’ll give you that.

3) Patterns clearly marked for crochet

4) More thread

5) One or two samples in crochet would be nice. I mean ZERO? When you have one of the greatest crocheters of all time teaching at your store you don’t have ONE COOL CROCHET PROJECT UP? Sigh…and shaking head.

I really felt like it was assumed that you knit, that crochet was a side deal, and frankly I wasn’t super impressed with the service. It was adequate, but not what I call friendly. ESPECIALLY for Portland’s standards. Now, maybe the gal was tired, maybe she’d had a rough day…but considering I watched her help a knitter with alacrity, I figure those excuses just don’t fly.

It’s too bad: I had a budget of $150.00 and I only spent $37.00 …Sheesh…I think that rated what a One Hook rating?

Come on guys, do us proud WE WANT TO SUPPORT YOU! Really! The yarn was the best part, but even then I only chose one yummy silk skein…I thought about buying more, but the vibes put me off.